Pat and Clayton, the ultimate Reacherheads, are back to review Tom Cruise's latest blockbuster. Does Reacher break enough arms? Is he actually just a homeless dude? We answer those questions plus a special report on what it's like to watch movies in a foreign country. Enjoy!
Pat & Clayton are joined by special guest Erin Leafe ("Ghosted Stories" podcast) to discuss the Miracle on the Hudson movie SULLY. Does a successful water landing provide enough story for a full movie? What's with the flight simulator scenes at the end? Does Sully bone anyone? Was this film just a product placement for Marriott? And is Tom Hanks such a great movie star that none of this matters? All that plus a review of the controversial new teensploitation film WHITE GIRL.
Songs in this episode:
"Cocaine" by Kiyo Cato
"Vanilla" by JACK
Pat & Gregg are just hanging out in a parked car discussing the new hit thriller DON'T BREATHE. Should you root for the blind old man to kill the home invaders even though he's the film's villain? Is this the year of the killer pitbull in cinema? And does this film have the largest depiction of semen in film history? Listen up for a podcast that will take your breathe away!
Gregg returns to join Pat & Clayton for the first ever 3am recording of "How to Watch Movies the Right Way." The boys are pretty delirious as they recap their latest all-night movie marathon, including a review of the buzzed about "new bad movie classic" DANGEROUS MEN. Plus a lesson on how to throw your own movie marathon/party, and there's people crawling through windows during the podcast. It's a weird one!
Clayton and Pat are finally back, just in time to discuss the latest cinematic disaster in the DC Universe... Suicide Squad! Joining them in this podcast crossover is special guest Lindsay Jacobsen of the smash-hit book podcast "Beaks & Geeks." Lindsay helps the boys count up the Harley Quinn buttshots and determine whether his performance as The Joker solidifies Jared Leto as the world's worst person.
Plus a heated "How to Watch Movies" debate on which are better: movies or books?
Pat and Clayton are here to save Earth from having to see ID4-2 aka Independence Day: Resurgence, the sequel to the 1996 summer movie classic.
How does the Not-Thor Hemsworth brother do as a replacement for Will Smith? Are the aliens as bad-ass as they were in the first film? Is Robert Loggia alive in this thing or what?
Listen, and learn how to watch ID4-2!
It's shelled animals week on HTWMTRW as Pat and Clayton tackle the bizarre black comedy The Lobster AND the latest adventure in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles saga!
Only one shell can survive. Will it be the indie movie about a society in which people are forced to couple up or get turned into animals, or the latest 90's Kid nostalgia romp about a gang of pizza-loving ninja turtles? Listen to find out!
TMNT discussion: 0 - 25min
The Lobster discussion: 25min - 54min
The How To Watch Movies gang are sing their mutant movie powers to review the latest X-Men film and boy, are they at odds! It's a film that left Pat, Gregg, and Clayton more divided than Magneto and Prof Xavier.
Have the mutants gotten too powerful? Are Magneto's family troubles compelling enough to drive the film? And really, what is J-Law still doing here?
Plus the gang each shares their Top 3 list of the "Greatest Summer Movie Summers of All-Time!"
This week's episodes is sponsored by Nobody Beats the Wiz.
Pat & Clayton are back with a jampacked episode! The boys teach you how to navigate the yearly summer movie season, plus an update on the Summer Box Office Fantasy League standings, PLUS reviews of Captain America Civil War, Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising, and Money Monster.
Does Marvel do it again or is this yet another Civil War that's tough to root for? Does Money Monster live up to the terribleness of its now-classic trailer? Listen and find out!