Gregg returns to join Pat & Clayton for the first ever 3am recording of "How to Watch Movies the Right Way." The boys are pretty delirious as they recap their latest all-night movie marathon, including a review of the buzzed about "new bad movie classic" DANGEROUS MEN. Plus a lesson on how to throw your own movie marathon/party, and there's people crawling through windows during the podcast. It's a weird one!
Clayton and Pat are finally back, just in time to discuss the latest cinematic disaster in the DC Universe... Suicide Squad! Joining them in this podcast crossover is special guest Lindsay Jacobsen of the smash-hit book podcast "Beaks & Geeks." Lindsay helps the boys count up the Harley Quinn buttshots and determine whether his performance as The Joker solidifies Jared Leto as the world's worst person.
Plus a heated "How to Watch Movies" debate on which are better: movies or books?
Pat and Clayton are here to save Earth from having to see ID4-2 aka Independence Day: Resurgence, the sequel to the 1996 summer movie classic.
How does the Not-Thor Hemsworth brother do as a replacement for Will Smith? Are the aliens as bad-ass as they were in the first film? Is Robert Loggia alive in this thing or what?
Listen, and learn how to watch ID4-2!
It's shelled animals week on HTWMTRW as Pat and Clayton tackle the bizarre black comedy The Lobster AND the latest adventure in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles saga!
Only one shell can survive. Will it be the indie movie about a society in which people are forced to couple up or get turned into animals, or the latest 90's Kid nostalgia romp about a gang of pizza-loving ninja turtles? Listen to find out!
TMNT discussion: 0 - 25min
The Lobster discussion: 25min - 54min
The How To Watch Movies gang are sing their mutant movie powers to review the latest X-Men film and boy, are they at odds! It's a film that left Pat, Gregg, and Clayton more divided than Magneto and Prof Xavier.
Have the mutants gotten too powerful? Are Magneto's family troubles compelling enough to drive the film? And really, what is J-Law still doing here?
Plus the gang each shares their Top 3 list of the "Greatest Summer Movie Summers of All-Time!"
This week's episodes is sponsored by Nobody Beats the Wiz.
Pat & Clayton are back with a jampacked episode! The boys teach you how to navigate the yearly summer movie season, plus an update on the Summer Box Office Fantasy League standings, PLUS reviews of Captain America Civil War, Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising, and Money Monster.
Does Marvel do it again or is this yet another Civil War that's tough to root for? Does Money Monster live up to the terribleness of its now-classic trailer? Listen and find out!
It's the first weekend of May 2016, so of course we're talking about the biggest movie of the summer, the third in a film trilogy... MOTHER'S DAY!
Garry Marshall continues his historic "Day" period with a star-studded ode to moms and Pat. Gregg, & Clayton are there to guide you through it!
Is Jennifer Aniston the saddest woman alive? What's with all the racism? How long will Julia Roberts' debt to Garry Marshall last? All this and more as we welcome special guest Keilana Decker and teach YOU how to watch the mother of all comedies!
It's time for our first Annual Summer Movies Box Office Fantasy League! Pat, Gregg, and Clayton are each drafting a team of ten movies from the summer season (May-August) and then compete based on how their movies do at the worldwide box office. It's our most exciting, intense episode yet as the draft happens LIVE before your very ears.
There's surprises, there's regrets, there's yelling about where Angry Birds is drafted. Which How to Watch Movies host has assembled an all-star team, and who completely blew it? Which movies shot to the top of the draft, and which ones ended up on Clayton's rather vast "Bomb List"? Listen and find out, and learn how to start a Summer Box Office Fantasy League of your own!
For each movie on your roster...
- Every $50 million at the worldwide box office = 1 point
- Every weekend at #1 at the North American Box Office Top Ten = 1 point
- If a movie finishes at #1 at the North American Box Office Top Ten for THREE STRAIGHT WEEKS = 2 bonus points
Pat, Gregg, and Clayton watched the just opened "Hardcore Henry", a 1st-person POV action flick from Russia which stars some dudes, Tim Roth in a cameo, and an actress who is NOT Jennifer Lawrence.
So was this video game-style release actually revolutionary, or simply a worthless low budget actioner? And what of the upcoming virtual reality craze? The crew debates this hot topic and MORE, so get into it!
NOTE: THIS PODCAST IS FULL OF SPOILERS
Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice just had one of the biggest opening weekends of all-time... but is it any good? Well Pat, Gregg, and Clayton are just the heroes to let you know!
So is this movie any fun? Does Batman have a good enough reason to hate Superman? Why are there trailers for other DC movies in the middle of this movie? Does Zack Snyder redeem himself for a career of terrible movies?
You wanna get nuts? WELL LET'S GET NUTS with a special Batman v. Superman edition of How to Watch Movies!
PS: This episode is dedicated to the memory of the late Garry Shandling.